Clash of the Titans(SPOILER: I walked out)
I honestly couldn’t sit through this film. Its another Sam Worthington “genre” film as I call it:
Sam Worthinton is a character without a goal in life (convicted prisoner, paralyzed marine, Greek fisherman)
A tragedy befalls him as the only survivor ( survives Sky-net explosion and death apparently, giant Pandora dinosaur attack, Hades blows his family’s ship up.)
HE is taken by an tribe to meet their leader( Human Resistance and John Conner, The Navi and the Navi tree people and shit, the Greek town and the king there)
falls for a broad ( the Pilot chick, The Navi chick, Catherine Heigl)
It is found hes half something ( terminator, Navi VR controlled human, half-deity)
He joins their side and is given a destiny ( Stop Sky-net, Become a Navi fighter, Kill the Kraken)
At this point you see where Im going. Well third time is not a charm so about 45 minutes in when he gets a montage of how to use a sword I left the theater and went to see Hot Tub Time Machine.
That movie was funny, Rob Cordrey makes the movie. Crispin Glover and his missing arm gag is something to talk about, see that instead.